The Armed Republic of Imperial Peaches is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Kayak Brooms with an iron fist, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, avowedly heterosexual populace, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.81 billion Imperial Peachesians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Law & Order, Spirituality, and Industry also on the agenda, while Education and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nagasaki. The average income tax rate is 62.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Imperial Peachesian economy, worth 450 trillion childrens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Soda Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 160,292 childrens, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Glossy adverts featuring baby's first puff adorn mothers' magazines, the nation's countrysides are littered with landmines due to ongoing family disputes, the smell of napalm in the morning is usually alongside grilled children, and pet owners want to know why their animals keep smiling at them. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Imperial Peaches's national animal is the children, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Autism.

Imperial Peaches is ranked 285,096^th in the world and 10,904^th in Balder for Safest, scoring 3.33 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.